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by placing the spork in the spoons slot of the silverware drawer rather than the forks slot, we reproduce the European patriarchal trope of marking as feminine that which cannot readily be categorized, and thus Othering it. it is also notable that the fork penetrates, while the spoon is receptive, and the spork is not regarded as being in the same category as the fork despite sharing its penetrative capacity. in this paper
one more day of work:) woke up feeling good:) date night tonight watching a bad 00's romcom:) up early tomorrow morning to watch a rope scene:) scheduled a tattoo:) clothing shopping day w a friend coming up:) some rope practice sessions:) already made food and cleaned my room recently:)
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@shale what do you mean it behaves differently? have you tried disciplining it?
@kniferoomba and i love maple syrup 🍁
@kniferoomba $5/dozen
@shale reminds me of "I dont own my house, i have a mortgage!!!"
OTACON: but...! as a man? you'd smoke the weed... of another man!? from the very tip... of his pen??
SNAKE: hnngg... otacon... in this world, it's vape or be vaped. do you understand what i'm saying? sometimes... the pen a man chooses to suck... is his only grasp of immortality. the very mechanism by which his genes may be passed on... not through the crude mechanisms of reproductive biology... but through the pure form of 420 memes...
OTACON: ohhhhhhhhh snAaaaaake.....
lewd, kink, seattlepol, biphobia, profoundly cursed
thestranger.com
Savage Love Advice
Dear Dan Savage: My (43M) nonbinary themdom (19AFAB) is sexually humiliating me by reporting me for dental malpractice to the various professional associations of which I am a member. I find this incredibly hot, but the lost income is endangering my ownership of 11 massively over-leveraged income properties. What should I do?
Dan Savage: First off, it's never OK for men to be bisexual. But in your case,
@kniferoomba i turn autocorrect off so people alwaus get to see the real me:)
@kniferoomba frequently
isabel | they/them | is | isabel or is | is | is | isabel | they/them/there | isabel | is | is (they//) | hey my name is is or isabel:)