*disgraced crypto former-billionaire, tapping out the last of the coke while his harem strips the wiring from their bahamian manse*: i'm sure my lawyers would have advised me to stop tweeting about financial crimes, but i just have a really good feeling about this post. everything is gonna be okay c:

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