Pinned toot

pawfessor of cuteconomics at the luwunar mewniversity

the center of my kin onion is 「 the girl reading this 」

you're tankie, i'm banky. we are not the same

never ask a woman her age... a man his salary... or an anarchist how many signal groups they're in

when i see a kin onion with a character i've heard of on it

silly porn game advertisement 

any maiden chamber enjoyers out there?

No Archive Warnings Apply, Kanaya Maryam/Rose Lalonde, Orbification, Pondering

i wear a special suit that recycles my piss directly into my CPU cooler

just makes me wonder what we'll look back on and say "the US was OBVIOUSLY minutes away from collapsing, how did people even get away with []???"

Show thread

then the new cell was taken over by a double agent police spy (yevno azef) who... wait for it... organized the assassination of his own boss in the ministry of the interior 😂

Show thread

one thing that the series is highlighting for me is how in retrospect the regime was barely holding together its sovereignty. i mean an incoherent anarchist vanguard cell (narodnaya volya) assassinated alexander II and yeah sure some of them were executed, but most of them just got sent to siberia and then came back and... formed another terror cell (combat) and kept killing officials!

Show thread

me on CNN asked to confirm or deny the existence of the "ship tape" (kompromat): what do you want me to say? sorry? should i apologize when you ignore me? 😤

duncan doesn't try to hide his sympathy for the various liberal factions and he loves psychoanalyzing the romanovs so ymmv but his approach is at least in dialogue with marxist historiography. if you want to have more background for your lenin idk if there's a more accessible source. will also give you context for marxist revisionism which is very useful to understanding the theoretical debates from that era

Show thread

finally listening to mike duncan's series on the russian revolution (part 10 of his Revolutions podcast) and so far i think its about as good as it gets for a liberal historian. it starts with a perfectly serviceable review of marxist theory & the history of the first international and then goes into an exhaustive history of russia leading up to the revolution

i've found her... the queen who doesn't know mario's name...

emoji-reacting to your own messages is gaslighting

starting a business where i smoke catnip and listen to rich people's pets shit-talk them. stop feeding her that store-bought crap, princess carolyn wants the endangered atlantic salmon. yes maam, we sell that in the lobby. that will be ten thousand dollars please. (its just normal cat food in a fancy bag)

you just got... catfished 😎

Show older
Mastodon

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!