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pawfessor of cuteconomics at the luwunar mewniversity
how many of obamna's 33 million documents pertain to my rancid hog? how many of brandon's pertain to soda?
i got two werds fer you. clown. pussy.
New Cosmos
more like legend of the galactic faggots am i right
they call me the Greentext Lawyer
rolling up to my shift at the brighttender comfyqueer burnshit fuckschool factory like
JOIIINN THA SERPENT KING AS FAHMULYHYYY
it's been 15 years since i secluded myself to ply the spirit of the depths for the correct left organizational form. now i step up to the podium at the Global Marxist Leadership Forum to offer my wisdom:
"what if we started a political cult to exploit the labor of marginalized people and students..."
- the crowd bates its breath -
"... but we *didn't* do sex crimes?"
crowd loses its shit and drops banners of my face next to lenin and mao. i leap into the arms of my childlike praetorian guard
zero americans: a modest proposal
🎶 the sticks smash on the flatbed
boys tour the town victorious in war
the sticks smash on the flatbed
boys on the ball 🎶
i've evolved to breathe cash money through my skin, water just doesn't do the trick anymore
infected mushroom is a universal constant
Alan Greenspan Theophrastus XIV Nights at Freddy's LV
i think if i ever did a cop media i would try to do something in the direction of, cops are irredeemable and must be annihilated but are ALSO people and thats the horror
what if Cops were People??
disco elysium: hold my beer
CAT DETECTED
patlabor 2 is fantastic idk how i slept on it for so long thank you @junebug
oh your capitalism is doing a crisis? skill issue.
if i had a bubble i simply would not pop it. i'm built different.
