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pawfessor of cuteconomics at the luwunar mewniversity
uwu i'm just a widdle culvert 👉👈 where are you taking that big wizard bomb 😳 are u trying to bwing down my castle walls 🥺
marxists haven't been sodomizing each other for 200 years just for you to forget the core tenets of dialectical materialism, 555-come-on-now.
every game is about kink, except kink, which is about Game
rob kurvitz fucked my wife pro-russia style and i said "thank you sir very based" and then he pet my dog on the way out. found the script to disco 2 written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror
end of new cosmosvangelion: the salamander that shouted love at the heart of the universe
UR MOM SUCK ME GOOD AND HARD THRU THE VOID
yer a fujoshi, yoshi
when i bathe in permethrin and my toes fall off, this
althussy be "interpellated" as that of a Vermin
SOUUUL DRACUULA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiPK874edoA
DOES YOU ARE GAY?? respond this post for free gay check online thank you 🙏
headlines like this generate juuust enough dopamine to keep me skimming the bourgeois media 😙👌
feels gratuitous to comment when the man is already drawing and quartering his own reputation, but i don't care: fuck noam chomsky. at this point all i want to see about that opportunist coward is an appropriately scathing obituary 🖕
this is my favorite type of bug bc the technical issue elides the greater issue of the feature being fucking annoying and making people want to leave discord
i thought people were fucking with me but apparently there really is a bug in discord that kicks people from voice channels when you play the soundboard. $billions of webRTC infrastructure defeated by an airhorn and a golf clap 👏
bluesky is to mastodon as mobilecoin is to monero. sharpen your knives boys
well shit, not only did i sleep through the rest of the chaos communication congress, but i appear to have purchased mastodon for 3 magic truffles and a pint of stuttgarter hofbräu. the fine lawyers of nintendo were quick to inform me of the extrajudicial methods at their disposal should i fail to remove every "try not to cum" banner from the shroombas.gay Wii client. i barely finished pronouncing the "O" in "Open Source" when they shot my dog. goomba need shroomy.
the "communist" space cops have no choice but to believe me when i tell them our hold is full of soup for the family of a man named Rectangle.
