bellicose @bp@juju.house

pawfessor of cuteconomics at the luwunar mewniversity

founding a startup that recommends expensive wine to go with your favorite opioid, gabapentinoid, or benzo

there is now a torrent for the offline homestuck assets available on the website! https://bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/#download

https://www.vn.nl/trump-twitter-hacked-again/

imagine being a hacker, guessing trump's twitter password (maga2020!), and NOT publishing his DMs and/or starting a diplomatic incident. you'd have to be the most cucked hacker alive.

cards against humanity voice: "nate silver's fursona"

NPR voice: "jaylen hotdogfingers"

NPR IS TALKING ABOUT BLASEBALL

partially remembered dream that starts with a Tor bridge node and ends with falling from an immense height in total darkness

i can't wait for the Big One to take out 90% of internet infrastructure so i can finally ascend to my rightful place on the Clout Ladder with my HTML 1.0 page of anime gifs

build-a-bunker workshop

man vs god (gay)

i regret to inform you that bells the possum was racist. this account is now run by a cat from the CIA.

say hello to Bell the opossum, a horrible trash-eating gremlin.

they have Read deleuze.
they have Opinions about free software.

thanks to my partner for bringing them to life :)