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I think I'm the last white boy on earth who still plays Splatoon... 🐙🦑

The longer I think about it, the more fucked up it seems that Jane Austen period pieces really are some of my earliest core memories. P&P 1995 is one of the first things I ever remember watching on TV, right alongside Winnie the Pooh. And what's more...I understood the plot at 3 years least in the broad strokes.

Who has a childhood like that?! Who grows up wanting to be like Mr. Darcy? And what untold influence has that had on my worldview? It's wack, yo...

"There are few men whose society I can tolerate with equanimity, but I believe you may turn out to be one of them."

I relate to Mr. Bennett (Pride and Prejudice, 1995) as much now as I did when I was 3 years old. That man has been a mood for 27 years 😅

hominids go insane in captivity. humans are hominids. our society is almost entirely captive to the dictates of capital. our task is to change these conditions while actively losing our minds.

Tfw your new haircut was supposed to look like Timothée Chalamet in Dune, but actually looks more like Jennifer Ehle (Lizzie Bennett) from Pride & Prejudice 1995 and you ain't even mad tho 😅

I wish I had enough internet clout to make a viral post (Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr) like:

", I'm going to list everyone I like enough to date/mess around with, if you see this do the same. If we match, we DM."

Just normalize the expression of romantic/sexual interest a little more.

...Or maybe I'm just depressed going into Valentine's Day 😅


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